Geeky Blinders
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; dogs with “people names” like Wilson, Robert, Chance, or Melissa live a mindblowing 4-6 years longer than dogs with “doggie names” like names Hubcap, Orzo, Woofie, or Meatball.
Gulf of Tentacle Hentai.
I regret to inform you that the people who go see a movie and get anything less than this were those kids that wore diapers until they were like 6.
Guess who came about one burned-out neuron away from spending one hundred twenty American dollars to see Riverdance 30: the New Generation tonight?
Seen here: the clouds your mother warned you about. I seem to be flying over Fury Road or the last ten minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark or both.
100,000 BHMs (Big Hairy Monsters) are crunched by American automobiles every single year.
Pikes Peak, CO.
My theory is that Planet Earth has not made contact with extraterrestrial civilizations because it does not see likes, it only sees pings and superlikes.
Describe this look using only pizza topping emojis.
